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Tim Demotivational Poster


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LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L

HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

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Rating: 4.52/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on.

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mikecoffee23 - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
My favorite motifake of all time

THE LION KING - True story.

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THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's

OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.

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Rating: 4.44/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me

IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !

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DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.

Keep Looking Up -


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Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..

T I M E -

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Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right photo...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?



Never saw it Coming -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm

TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.

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Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


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Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.

GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)

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Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!

KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.

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Rating: 4.35/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.


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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you shitting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm


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Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy

24/7 -


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NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!

HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...

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Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)

NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939

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Rating: 2.78/5

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PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups

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Rating: 4.44/5

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Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I assure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?

i don't have time to worry -

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Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm
Great first poster, Todderic!

3 TIMES - a charm


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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!

OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different

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btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny shit
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim [email protected] - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!

STOP! - Hammertime!

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MY SESAME CAKE - Stop Eating It

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
but its sooo good

say cheese -

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SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L

$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?

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MrRandom - May 26, 2009, 2:27 am
Be glad, one of the opposition parties here wants to make Employment Insurance available for a year after 360 hours of work
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 9:26 am
The "American Dream" has now been officially renamed to the "American Entitlement" - you will never again have to work hard America! Hell, I'm even thinking about moving to Mississippi so I can get my free doorbell!
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:09 am
opps...always thought it was a privilege...
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:08 am
Since when did cable tv become entitled. I always it was a privilege to own cable. And for that matter, a tv, a house, a car...
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:43 am
It promotes the sale of new couches? The Omniscient One only goes after easily solved problems of no great importance.


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.



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Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:49 am
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:48 am
Am I a hypocrit because I invest in Coke, but drink Pepsi?
Ascetic - July 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
LOL! Nice one Hypercat.

POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...

MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself.

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Eugene - August 21, 2009, 2:13 am
your doing it wrong


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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.

PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at


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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Photo Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)

BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:36 pm
That line in itself can be used as a demotivator haha, glad you liked it and again, thanks, much appreciated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm

It's my kind of smarmy humor! (No wonder my kid's a coroner.)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:19 pm
What?? it's actually funny? thanks, I didn't expect it (really I didn't I thought it would be turned around at the approval queue) so thank you VERY much the comment is highly regarded and appregiated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:57 pm

I laughed 'til I fainted. Sorry it took me so long to leave you a 5L on this one. Just GREAT!~

DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.

JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.

To Every Politician ! -

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maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 9:37 am
Not One Of Them I Would Trust To Walk My Dog !! That's It .
GaryO - September 3, 2015, 9:12 pm
to put it mildly

VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!


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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


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Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:17 am
Dude, they gave seniors an entire state, called Flor-- oh, shoot.


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mariand - February 8, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks!... there are many posters on this theme, but I wanted to look at it from another angle.
ElleWhyInIn - February 8, 2012, 10:45 am
Love it! Just remember, there are 3 kinds of people: those who see the glass as half full, those that see the glass as half empty, and those of us who just want a flippin' drink
rerun - February 7, 2012, 7:29 pm

BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
your b5st (so far) :)
CoolioIndeed - February 7, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'll drink to that. 5L's
mariand - February 7, 2012, 3:57 am
forseti - February 7, 2012, 3:07 am


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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


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Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!

GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.

LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it

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More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
5ad but true..


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More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am
Those soldiers are from germany btw

WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.

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Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:31 pm
It Took Me Some Time To See It But Hammertime 5L .
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:32 am
A 5L morning chuckle...thanks Papa.

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm


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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:47 pm
Proof someone hates us right there.


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More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


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Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - December 22, 2015, 8:01 am
This suits my view of Hanoi Jane proper memorial...though the same sign at the entrance to the head at a dysentery ward would be just about right also.
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)

SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.

CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...

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Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


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More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


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More motifakes by BoneCD

Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a shitty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
Pedophilia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Its good to stop doing pedophilia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm
"Just because she's jailbait doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tranny maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tranny, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm
the first

OPTIMUS SLAM DUNKING - Your arguement is invalid.

ANNUAL CONVENTION - Of the Society of Time Travelers

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Rating: 4.77/5

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OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.

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More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm assuming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!


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Rating: 3.8/5

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spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:16 pm
That is freakin' amazing.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:02 am
Great pic...5 Happy Halloween Poodles


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Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!

404 ERROR -

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Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


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TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am
Wait a damn minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave

THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring tape?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm
HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!

SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole

POSITIVE THINKING - Does not get you through EVERY situation.


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Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!

CATASTROPHIC FAIL - when "epic fail" just doesn't quite say it...

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Rating: 3.21/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
just a tip. there's already been about a million Fail posters already

DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.

GUY: MUSH, MUSH! - Dogs: aaaaaaaahhh!!! run! some guy's chasing us!!!

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POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast

SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


2012 -


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More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
No harm meant...just part of the September poster challenge

WARNING TO ALL TIMMIES - Agdaniele's replacement has arrived!

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Rating: 4.89/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:44 pm
HAHAHAH! 5L...I miss aggy :(


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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm
I don't know how many emails I've had of this.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
Congratulations Guys! Excellent choices IMHO.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:50 pm
HA! Holy Sh!t, three new Mods! Congrats you guys.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:49 pm
Excellent poster Face. 5L
Reality Lord - September 11, 2010, 1:29 pm

Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Thanks buddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is hilarious!!! I'm gonna drive around town pirating wifi so I can give it 1000 lions. but I'll start with 5.


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Rating: 4.45/5

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LICENSE PLATES - Can tell a lot about a person.

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Like why they make bad motifakes?

POOR BUMBLEBEE... - Surviving thousands of Decepticon attacks, only to be taken out like this...

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Agent K - July 20, 2009, 7:41 pm
there is something highly amusing to me that the banner ad under this was for transformers revenge of the fallen with bumblebee no less


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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am